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Fluent in Weird.

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Duolingo's really pushing this feature... 📹

Fluent in Weird. the first time i went to Italy after learning the language, i was buzzing. i was there for the Italian Grand Prix at Monza. 🏁 the night i landed, my mate and i grabbed a pint at some random bar in Bergamo. i’d been learning Italian on Duolingo for about 18 months. felt like i knew my stuff. had the vocab. knew the rules. i was ready. 😎 so i walked up to the bar... tried to speak to the guy behind it... and… nothing. I could barely squeeze out a simple “buongiorno.” 🙈 he just...

there really is nothing worse than THIS... 🧽

Fluent in Weird. I can't be the only one that hates this... honestly, I think it's the absolute worst it actually puts me off being a human being sometimes and it definitely puts me off cooking... washing up 😬 i detest it just typing it makes me cringe and scrunch my face every time I make a simple chicken tikka masala, I end up using a stupid amount of pots, pans and utensils the result? this absolute monstrosity: just look at all that stuff who in their right mind would want smoke with...

yes, it was disgusting. 🤢

Fluent in Weird. breakfast is a sacred meal for me 🍳 i wouldn't be without it. i need the protein, the carbs, those fatty fats if I start my day without a good breakfast, then i'm basically a tractor running on farts and vibes 🚜 and that's no good for anyone. so one morning, I went to make a bacon sandwich it's a classic breakfast: quick tasty and has everything I need for my current diet goals everything was going swimmingly the sun was shining the coffee was poured and my three rashers of...

i'm sorry, please forgive me 🙏

Fluent in Normal. I think I owe you an apology... after some deep soul-searching, i've realized that weirdness has no place in language learning 🚫 i'm very sorry for leading you to believe that it did. I was wrong. it's a tough pill for me to swallow after all, I've always been weird having to escape my true nature isn't easy but after a threatening visit from the newsletter police, I was made to see the error of my ways it wasn't fair of me to infect you with my illness 🙅 I see now that...

9 years of Duolingo taught me THIS 👀

Fluent in Weird. the day had finally arrived I remember it so vividly the first (and last) exam of my Master's degree and the 366th day of my Duolingo streak yes, a day earlier, I'd hit the year mark 🔥 this had been my goal from the beginning one year of Duolingo -- and let's see how far it takes me in Italian it was just an experiment 🧪 I figured I'd stop after hitting a year and yet, for some strange reason, I kept going... I remember sitting there at the university train station a few...

i'm ready to divorce my knees

Fluent in Weird. my knees and I are not on good terms right now. 🙅 we used to have a great relationship—smooth, effortless, no complaints. but ever since I turned 30 last October, things have taken a turn for the worse... it gets really bad when I'm playing football once upon a time, I would glide across the pitch like the most elegant gazelle... but now, i'm more like a bulldozer chugging through a river of PVA glue 🙈 my knees just can't hack it anymore. after just an hour of playing I can...

I'll never pee in the pool again...

Fluent in Weird. it was just another Saturday at the Forest Glades Leisure Centre in Kidderminster... a chlorinated paradise that never failed to entertain me it had everything you could ever want from a swimming pool: it was big had a wave machine two epic slides and three blue seals that greeted you every time you stepped in it was perfection 👌 my Dad used to take me there all the time as a kid but this Saturday was particularly memorable... I dunno how many Capri Suns I'd had that morning,...

no one escapes the sh*tstorm 💩

Fluent in Weird. seagulls keep sh*tting on my car. 🙈 there's just no escaping them in this fair city of Worcester they're like gangsters they've completely taken over. they steal your food they slice open your bins they scream at all hours of the morning and yes -- they drop creamy white bombs on everything below 🍦 it's gotten so bad that the council's had to employ a "gull officer" (i'm not joking) frustratingly, this seagull mafia just loves to congregate over my car park particularly: my...

Duolingo's pricing makes no sense 🤦

Fluent in Weird. hello 👋 first things first no, the Duolingo owl isn't dead (I bloody told you) surprise, surprise, it was Duolingo's marketing team being edgy again 🙃 sure enough, just as I sent out last week's email they launched this weird "Bring Back" thing earn enough XP and we can bring Duo back to life lol. they were never going to properly kill him off he's far too important to their brand. but anyway, there are more pressing matters to attend to like this post on the subreddit that...

is the Duolingo owl REALLY dead? ☠️

hello 👋 perhaps you’ve heard. perhaps you haven’t. for the past week, tributes have been pouring in for Duolingo’s dearly departed owl. yes—according to Duolingo, Duo is dead... killed by a Cybertruck, apparently. (The latest bird to meet its fate at the hands of a certain billionaire.) confused? yeah, me too... so what the hell is going on? 😵💫 if you’ve been minding your own business, dutifully working your way through your daily lessons, then this whole saga might have passed you by for...

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