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Fluent in Weird.

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9 years of Duolingo taught me THIS 👀

Fluent in Weird. the day had finally arrived I remember it so vividly the first (and last) exam of my Master's degree and the 366th day of my Duolingo streak yes, a day earlier, I'd hit the year mark 🔥 this had been my goal from the beginning one year of Duolingo -- and let's see how far it takes me in Italian it was just an experiment 🧪 I figured I'd stop after hitting a year and yet, for some strange reason, I kept going... I remember sitting there at the university train station a few...

i'm ready to divorce my knees

Fluent in Weird. my knees and I are not on good terms right now. 🙅 we used to have a great relationship—smooth, effortless, no complaints. but ever since I turned 30 last October, things have taken a turn for the worse... it gets really bad when I'm playing football once upon a time, I would glide across the pitch like the most elegant gazelle... but now, i'm more like a bulldozer chugging through a river of PVA glue 🙈 my knees just can't hack it anymore. after just an hour of playing I can...

I'll never pee in the pool again...

Fluent in Weird. it was just another Saturday at the Forest Glades Leisure Centre in Kidderminster... a chlorinated paradise that never failed to entertain me it had everything you could ever want from a swimming pool: it was big had a wave machine two epic slides and three blue seals that greeted you every time you stepped in it was perfection 👌 my Dad used to take me there all the time as a kid but this Saturday was particularly memorable... I dunno how many Capri Suns I'd had that morning,...

no one escapes the sh*tstorm 💩

Fluent in Weird. seagulls keep sh*tting on my car. 🙈 there's just no escaping them in this fair city of Worcester they're like gangsters they've completely taken over. they steal your food they slice open your bins they scream at all hours of the morning and yes -- they drop creamy white bombs on everything below 🍦 it's gotten so bad that the council's had to employ a "gull officer" (i'm not joking) frustratingly, this seagull mafia just loves to congregate over my car park particularly: my...

Duolingo's pricing makes no sense 🤦

Fluent in Weird. hello 👋 first things first no, the Duolingo owl isn't dead (I bloody told you) surprise, surprise, it was Duolingo's marketing team being edgy again 🙃 sure enough, just as I sent out last week's email they launched this weird "Bring Back" thing earn enough XP and we can bring Duo back to life lol. they were never going to properly kill him off he's far too important to their brand. but anyway, there are more pressing matters to attend to like this post on the subreddit that...

is the Duolingo owl REALLY dead? ☠️

hello 👋 perhaps you’ve heard. perhaps you haven’t. for the past week, tributes have been pouring in for Duolingo’s dearly departed owl. yes—according to Duolingo, Duo is dead... killed by a Cybertruck, apparently. (The latest bird to meet its fate at the hands of a certain billionaire.) confused? yeah, me too... so what the hell is going on? 😵💫 if you’ve been minding your own business, dutifully working your way through your daily lessons, then this whole saga might have passed you by for...

is Duolingo PAY to WIN? 😬

hello 👋 we all know Duolingo is famed for being free but, like everything nowadays, it's got some paid tiers that owly really, really, realllllly wants you to consider (not that he's pushy or anything) these paid tiers - namely, Super and Max - promise to enhance the free experience by adding some new features and removing some annoying ones 🔨 but here's the thing: these features don't take you any closer to fluency 🤨 they just give you a bit more freedom to actually use the app free users...

this Duolingo feature is (almost) brilliant… 🔥

hello 👋 the other day, I got a request to start a friend streak on Duolingo it's the first time this has happened in a while I already had 4 on the go -- and not one of them looks like ending any time soon 🔥 anyway, I duly accepted (it was from a fellow Matt, after all)... but I can't lie -- it did get me thinking... these friend streaks... what are they all about? 🤔 they've been a thing for well over half a year at this point... and they're pretty much exactly the same as when they...

is this Duolingo's BIGGEST weakness? 🤔

hello 👋 one of the best things about Duolingo is also one of its biggest drawbacks: a lot of what it teaches us isn't relevant 😵💫 you know what I'm on about... those mental sentences that make about as much sense as a grayscale traffic light 🚦 sure, they're funny (and, as always, I've got another cracker for you at the end of this email...) but they don't really set us up for real-life interactions. this is something I'm working really hard on at the moment with my German 🇩🇪 I want to get as...

Duolingo just AXED another feature... 🪓

g'day 👋 everyone knows the Duolingo owl has a bit of a merciless streak just you miss a lesson and find out what happens... 😱 but it's not just his loyal followers he subjects to such fatal reprisals... for even his own platform is vulnerable to the axe 🪓 many features have come and gone over the years 🍃 some just didn't make the cut whilst others were actually pretty popular (r.i.p. sweet audio lessons 😔) these comings and goings drive users crazy especially when they're in the middle of a...

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